Man behind me you dont know
  Likes it fast better than slow
  Hates the lin drum
  It's his foe
  Drumming one man show
  He's no P. I. T. grad
  Rearranging songs makes him mad
    Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
  You break two or three
  Every time you play
    Stop the music
  stop the show
  Stop until I signal to go
  Clacking always in the street
  He's the master beat
  Obsessed with aliens
  He is my best friend
    Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
  You break two or three
  Every time you play
  Don't you worry
  you'll be endorsed one day
  Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
    My friend Darrin has a girlfriend
  She loves him so much
  even loves his furry hand
  He's a hockey fan the likes you'll never see
  Likes it so much
  hanky panky with Wayne Gretzky
  Star Wars video game
  he plays it like a pro
  Looks like Chewwy but thinks he's Hans Solo
    Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
  You break two or three
  Every time you play
  Don't you worry
  you'll be endorsed one day
  Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
  Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away
  You break two or three
  Every time you play
  Don't you worry
  you'll be endorsed one day
  Hey Darrin
  throw that stick away