Alice, Alice had a dream
  She dreamt Elizabeth Taylor was her next door neighbour
  She's candy floss in a 60s skirt
  She's I learn to pogo
  But she ain't no flirt
  She dresses in pink yellowy blue
  She walks around with nothing to do
  Shes Richard and Judy
  Cider and sleep
  The one that you look at walking down the street
    Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
  Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
    Alice, Alice had a dream
  She dreamt her Dr Martens turned to ice cream
  She's a strawberry girl with a Robert Smith poster
  She's fishnet and lipstick but she didn't nick it
  She's all tattoo and laces polka dot and stripe
  The girl on the bus not the one on the bike
  She's 77 all of the day
  And I know that you're listening
  When you're hearing me say
    Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
  Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
    Alice, Alice had a dream
  She had sex with a rabbit in the forest of Dean
  She's chocolate in an Oxfam wispa
  She's all upstairs and downstairs
  She comes from Gloucester
  She's Manchester, Brighton, Weybridge and home
  She'll tell you all about it when she's on the phone
  She's oh what a bargain and that's really nice
  And if you have her for dinner no meat only rice
    Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
  Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
  Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright
  Alice let's get drunk tonight
  Alice it'll be alright