I'm 6 foot 3 with a fist like a hammer
   And I work with the Vice Squad when I can
   And when I pull out my bath then I get on my glamour
   Little guys all surprised take a seat
   For me it's a first I'm a man
   I'm the prettiest cop on the block
   I set your souls on fire
   Yes, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
   I'm cool and I'm so mean
   Oh, I'm the prettiest cop on the block
   I've handcuffed your desire
   I've got a stiff reputation with a stick like a rock
   My kids have a fuse and my wife is a shock
  
   I'm a full blooded man not a weak immitation
   I like to flex my arms in the neon lights
   I'm a queen at the street and a king at the station
   It's a secret of mine, not a sign I'm gonna make that right
   Because..
  
   CHORUS
  
   I must look pretty shocking
   In my bullet proof vest
   With my black lace stockings
   All this hair on my chest
   When the boys see me coming
   All the boys start to run
   They all got their great big holsters
   And I got the only gun
   Because..
  
   CHORUS