We're the leopards (3x)
  
   The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain,
   We're the leopards
   King Kong built a car inside his brain,
   We're the leopards
   You tell me who's the sexiest,
   But why it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug
  
   We're the leopards
  
   Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
   We're the leopards
   Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
   We're the leopards
  
   I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
   Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
   We're the leopards
  
   Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
   We're the leopards
   Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
   We're the leopards
  
   I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough
   Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
   We're the leopards
  
   I know that we know that he know it's wrong
   We're the leopards
   To spend your life inside a song
  
   Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too
   Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
   We're the leopards
  
   Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
   And like a fool he promised it all to me
   But I'm young and built of steel
   Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
  
   Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
   Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
  
   We're the leopards